On 2/21/2012 3:26 PM, levair at aol.com wrote: > Remember > the wife has to get something equal. Reminds me of one of my father's favorite lame jokes. [begin Morey Amsterdam mode] A guy's wife was complaining that he never got her anything. So he bought her a girdle. "There," he said. "That oughta hold ya." [end Morey Amsterdam mode]