<VV> Nader and Corvair (humor--someone else's)

[Tony]

At 1659 03/03/2004 -0500, Norman C. Witte wrote:
>SNIP
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>> Alan, no flame suit needed - take me as you find me
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>UNSNIP
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>CROWD:  A witch!  A witch!  A witch!  We've got a witch!  A witch!
>VILLAGER #1:  We have found a witch, might we burn him?
>CROWD:  Burn him!  Burn!
>BEDEMIR:  How do you know he is a witch?
>VILLAGER #2:  He looks like one.
>BEDEMIR:  Bring him forward.
>WITCH:  I'm not a witch.  I'm not a witch.
>BEDEMIR:  But you are dressed as one.
>WITCH:  They dressed me up like this.
>CROWD:  No, we didn't... no.
>WITCH:  And this isn't my nose, it's a false one.
>BEDEMIR:  Well?
>VILLAGER #1:  Well, we did do the nose.
>BEDEMIR:  The nose?
>VILLAGER #1:  And the hat -- but he is a witch!
>CROWD:  Burn him!  Witch!  Witch!  Burn him!





"Run away!  Run away!"   


Don't get me started on the holy hand grenades...   

Corvair content?    Wednesday at the local chapter's totally unofficial
weekly Wednesday tech session I put tube seals in the '67 coupe while a guy
with a 96 point '63 Spyder made smart remarks while supplying me with Cokes
and asking why there was no pizza.   I wondered why as well... and I was
hungry.   Motor oil and pizza crust....  yum.   


tony..