<VV> Nader and Corvair (humor--someone else's)

[Norman C. Witte]

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> Alan, no flame suit needed - take me as you find me
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CROWD:  A witch!  A witch!  A witch!  We've got a witch!  A witch!
VILLAGER #1:  We have found a witch, might we burn him?
CROWD:  Burn him!  Burn!
BEDEMIR:  How do you know he is a witch?
VILLAGER #2:  He looks like one.
BEDEMIR:  Bring him forward.
WITCH:  I'm not a witch.  I'm not a witch.
BEDEMIR:  But you are dressed as one.
WITCH:  They dressed me up like this.
CROWD:  No, we didn't... no.
WITCH:  And this isn't my nose, it's a false one.
BEDEMIR:  Well?
VILLAGER #1:  Well, we did do the nose.
BEDEMIR:  The nose?
VILLAGER #1:  And the hat -- but he is a witch!
CROWD:  Burn him!  Witch!  Witch!  Burn him!