<VV> ACRONYMS (Humour)
Dorairaj Isaac
dnaisaac@sympatico.ca
Fri, 10 Dec 2004 11:21:11 -0500
ACRONYMS
AUDI -- Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
BMW -- Big Money Works, Bought My Wife, Brutal Money
Waster,
Break My Window.
BUICK -- Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer.
CHEVROLET- Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips,
Cheap, Hardy, Efficient Virtually Runs On Luck Every
Time
DODGE -- Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater,
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
FIAT -- Failure In Italian Automotive Technology,
Fix It All The Time, Fix It Again Tony,
FORD -- First On Race Day, First On Recall Day, Fix Or
Repair Daily,
First On Rust & Deterioration, Found On Road Dead,
Fault Of R & D., Fast Only Rolling
Downhill,
Features O J & Ron's Dna, Found On Russian
Dump.
Driver Returns On Foot - (backwards)
GM -- General Maintenance , Great Mistake.
GMC -- Garage Man's Companion, Got a Mechanic Coming?
HONDA -- Had One Never Did Again.
HYUNDAI -- Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And
Inexpensive.
MAZDA -- Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along.
OLDSMOBILE -- Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly
Late Everyday, Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's
Irregular Leftover Equipment.
SAAB -- Send Another Automobile Back,
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.
TOYOTA Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto.
VOLVO -- Very Old Looking Vehicular Object
VW -- Virtually Worthless.
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