<VV> snow cars

[Tony Underwood]

At 02:26 PM 8/8/2009, Sethracer at aol.com wrote:
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>In a message dated 8/8/2009 8:34:28 AM Pacific Daylight Time,
>lechevrier at earthlink.net writes:
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> >I've had Corvairs with studded snows at all four  corners. Definitely a
>GREAT snow car! But then I got my first Subaru ...
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>I have waited and waited for an explanation - What is this "snow" of which
>you all speak?  Is it some kind of white substance that accumulates on the
>road? Or is that something else I've heard called "salt"?
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>Seth  Emerson  - Waiting patiently in sunny  but shaky, California



'Tis that which falls from above in times of the shortest days of the 
months in the valleys of the commonwealth which took its name from 
the English queen who could not get laid.    Although those with 
great authority and equally great ignorance feel that such events as 
the precipitation of this white substance should come to an end 
because of their claims that the world warms uncontrollably, the 
substance continues to blanket our beloved commonwealth on a regular 
basis during those shortened days thus causing grief to those who 
drive not the 4WD or products of Willow Run in its days of glory.


Should our beloved commonwealth ever suspect that salt, rather than 
current chemical mysteries, would be best to combat the white glove 
which embraces the land in cold months, I shall become a vigilante 
and do my very best to infest their underwear with the larva of 
snails and slugs, so as to give these cretins cause to reflect upon 
another best usage of the salt they would otherwise spread far and 
wide, which in this one's humble opinion is geared towards dissolving 
our vintage chariots thus steering the common man into dealerships so 
as to deplete his wallet further, while also raising the attention to 
the conundrum of where the common man should go to purchase a new 
chariot once his old one returns to the earth in oxide form... once 
the mighty one in DC closes all the dealerships.


I drive my vintage steed not, in winter months when the white blanked 
comes, for fear of the response to the possible results of the sodium 
chloride plague considered by those who know not what they do.




tony..