<VV> You might be a Corvair owner if...

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  You turn out the lights for economic rather than romantic reasons...

  You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going...

  Your knees buckle but your belt won't...

  Your back goes out more than you do...

  Your Pacemaker makes the garage doors go up when you see a pretty girl...

  You sink your teeth into a steak, and they stay there...

  You sing along with the elevator music...

  you start making the same noises as your coffeemaker...

  Your ears are hairier than your head !

  When you bend over, you look for something else to do while you're down there...

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  Tony Irani