<VV> [Fwd: They Walk Among Us!!!] /teeny corvair content / (Humor)

[Louis C. Armer,Jr.]

> > Subject: They Walk Among Us
> >
> >
> > Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old
> > fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying:
> > "Free to good home. You want it, you take it." For three days the
> > fridge sat there without even one person looking twice at it. He
> > eventually decided that people were too untrusting of this deal. It
> > looked to good to be true, so he changed the sign to read: "Fridge for
> > sale $50." The next day someone stole it. Caution... They Walk Among
> > Us!
> >   ====================
> > One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when someone
> > shouted...."Look at that dead bird!" Someone looked up at the sky and
> > said..."where???" They Walk among us!!
> >  ====================
> > While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which
> > direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun
> > waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the
> > north?"  When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and
> > has for sometime, she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up
> > with that stuff." They Walk Among Us!!
> > ====================
> > I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I
> > got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was
> > open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7
> > days a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting
> > to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific" . . They Walk Among
> > Us!!!
> > ====================
> > My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we
> > overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the
> > sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in a
> > Corvair convertible, but "didn't think she'd get sunburned 
> because the car was
> > moving". They Walk Among Us!!!!
> > ====================
> > My sister has a lifesaving tool in her Corvair it's designed to cut
> > through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk...
> > They Walk Among Us!!!!!
> >  ====================
> > My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were
> > discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The
> > cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.... They
> > Walk Among Us!!!!!!
> >  ====================
> > I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring
> > attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, "Wouldn't the chain
> > rip out every time she turned her head?" I explained that a person's
> > nose and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way the
> > head is turned... They Walk Among Us!!!!!!!
> > ====================
> > I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to
> > the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never
> > showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a
> > trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me,
> > "has your plane arrived yet?".. They Walk Among Us!!!!!!!!
> >  ====================
> > While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small
> > pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he
> > would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some
> > time before responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm
> > hungry enough to eat 6 pieces.
> >  ====================
> > They walk among us, AND reproduce!
> >
> >

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