<VV> Observations on internet posting (Humor)(No Corvair)

[Charles Lee at Proper Pro Per]

Isn't that what makes it fun ?

----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Terry Denk" <tdenk at tampabay.rr.com>
To: "Virtual Vairs" <VirtualVairs at corvair.org>
Sent: Saturday, September 16, 2006 5:04 AM
Subject: <VV> Observations on internet posting (Humor)(No Corvair)


> How many (insert name of group) does it take to change a lightbulb?
>
> One to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been 
> changed.
>
> Fourteen to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the 
> light bulb could have been changed differently.
>
> Seven to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.
>
> Seven more to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing 
> light bulbs.
>
> Five to flame the spell checkers.
>
> Three to correct spelling/grammar flames.
>
> Six to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ...
>
> Another six to condemn those six as stupid.
>
> Fifteen to claim experience in the lighting industry and give the correct 
> spelling.
>
> Nineteen to post that this group is not about light bulbs and to please 
> take this discussion to a lightbulb (or light bulb) forum.
>
> Eleven to defend the posting to the group saying that we all use light 
> bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this group.
>
> Thirty six to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, 
> where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for 
> this technique and what brands are faulty.
>
> Seven to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs.
>
> Four to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly and then post the 
> corrected URL.
>
> Three to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to 
> this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group.
>
> Thirteen to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including 
> all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
>
> Five to post to the group that they will no longer post because they 
> cannot handle the light bulb controversy.
>
> Four to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
>
> Thirteen to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting 
> questions about light bulbs."
>
> Three to tell a funny story about their cat and a light bulb.
>
> and
>
> One group lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now with 
> something unrelated they found at snopes.com and start it all over again!
>
> Terry
> 65 Monza
> Guilty of at least 3 of these
>
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