<VV> Gutting the passenger compartment
Ken Campbell
deltainc at grm.net
Mon Sep 4 18:08:15 EDT 2006
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From: "Connie Brummer" <hanssmom at cox.net>
> Kid is out of the trunk....tried to talk me into keeping it for a pet.
> I just NEVER let him do anything. <g>
> Connie
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You should journey down to wallyworld or your favorite candy complex;;;;
pick up a bag of those horrible " Gummi-Snakes ( worms ) " and put them in
your jacket pocket secretly.
Then take that young pup to the movie just out " How to Eat Worms" ( I saw
the previews, it's really yukky .. )... about half way through, take out a
couple worms and slide them down your throat, emitting various sounds of
disgust, maybe a quiver of Near-Barf ..... oh, did I mention to melt some "
doggie - doo " ( melted snicker bar, maybe some pancake syrup ) on them
for effect ....... after torturing yourself with a few of these, ask young
pup if he would like to help you finish off the next 3 or 4 .....
Heh Heh, then report back to us here gentle people ... heh heh ....
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Reargards, Ken Campbell, Iowuh " An Ornery Boy is a Well-Adjusted Boy " ...
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