<VV> Re: DeckRug Specials (humor?)

[Louis C. Armer,Jr.]

We at Deckrug enterprises offer a large selection of ULTRA "raised" 
White Lettering" tires that will create the
illusion of 3" whitewalls and therefore re-establish speedometer 
accuracy in all models of Corvairs !!! <GGG>
Mr. DeckRug says we WILL sell these DecoWalls at the unheard of price 
of ONLY $77.53 each or $290.00 (US)
or $358.00 Canadian. FRIENDS don't miss this SALE and your big chance 
to avoid all those County Mounties
or RCMP waiting to separate you from your hard earned wages with 
UNWANTED and SILLY speeding tickets !!!
FRIENDS we also have LIMITED supplies of 13" and 14" "PORTAWALLS" 
available in "OFFWHITE" curb scrubbers
that sell for ONLY $59.99 (US) per set of 3. FRIENDS we have SINGLE 
PORTAWALLS  available for only $22.00 each !!!
Mr. DeckRug says "Get right with the local Cops" and avoid bothering 
them while they are eating their Doughnuts !!! <GGG>

FrontMan
DeckRug Enterprises Inc.Ltd. ESQ. Jr.
Chicago, Idaho
Eastern Rep
NAFTA and EURO Coordinator

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  At 12:58 PM 9/2/2006, you wrote:
>The speedometer is dead on with the 3" whitewalls, I believe it was 
>designed to be used with them as all the design work took place in 
>the '50s. However, CORSA says white walls should be 1", so everyone 
>now has inaccurate speedometers.
><GRIN>
>Later, JR
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>----- Original Message ----- From: <TimogensTurbo at aol.com>
>To: <virtualvairs at corvair.org>
>Sent: Saturday, September 02, 2006 9:34 AM
>Subject: Re: <VV> 175 vs 185 [humor]
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>>What differences have you noticed when using different size Whitewalls? Say,
>>1"  vs 7/8 vs 3"????
>>
>>
>>wcuh
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