<VV> The Votes are in, the deciscion has been made. (Corvair related stuff)

[Rick Norris]

Well,
After several sleepless nights and a pot full of coffee, two
RC colas, a Moon Pie, a charcoal broiled sows ear, some
sliced sows snout,a tomato sandwich on lite bread, some
after dinner flippin an dippin snuff and a French fried perogi,
 I have made my decision as to which nutworthy association I will be aligned 
with.

Go-Neds: Too windy in Kansas and I don't like anything windier than me!
They still have the best shirt though.
WTBRT: Too hot in Atlanta and I didn't think the Beef team needed any more
beef with my heft! We still have relatives in Alabama, South Carolina and 
Mississippi.

I'm gonna be a shortlegged BOHUNK!

Now for the reasons to my rhyme:

One owns a "famous racin type vehicle" #89.
Two are (were) military "Lifers". (I was gonna be)
One owns a real Yenko Stinger. (I want one)
One cusses like a sailor. (I can)
One hates doing home plumbing jobs. (Me too)
Geographically closer so I can attend the meetings?
One is "older than dirt". (I'm gettin there)
They ain't zackly Yankees an they ain't zackly Rebs. (I'm Hillbilly)

So, these are only part of the reasons I used to make my pick.
All the others are not fit to print in a family oriented phorum such as 
this!

Let the initiation begin!

Da Rickster (AKA The Lone Haranguer)
HMFIC Corvair Alley
West "By Gawd" Virginia
#36 Sunoco Corvair



> Speaking of all these acronyms, it dawned on me that I have not aligned 
> myself with any of these
> nutworthy associations.
> Now that I have "racin type vehicle" I feel the need to belong as it were.
> The Bohunks are the closest to me geographically and the Go-Neds are the 
> furtherest away.
> The WTBRT are the Southern genteel men and we have relatives living there.
> I am personal friends with the esteemed HMFIC (leaders) of all three 
> organizations and one has visited this domicile
> and supped at my table.
> My dilemma is this, which one should I join?
> Since the decision could have personal ramifications (damn! I like that 
> word!) I have decided to let
> them "make the call" in the form of a petition from each organization, 
> stating all the reasons and advantages
> as to why I should join them.
> Vitriolic diatribes, personal attacks, character assassinations and 
> general mud slinging aimed at the competing bodies are encouraged! Let the 
> war of words begin.
>
> Rick Norris
> HMFIC Corvair Alley