<VV> Re: Strange (?) double failure / Not really (humor?)

[Rick Norris]

Speaking of all these acronyms, it dawned on me that I have not aligned 
myself with any of these
nutworthy associations.
Now that I have "racin type vehicle" I feel the need to belong as it were.
The Bohunks are the closest to me geographically and the Go-Neds are the 
furtherest away.
The WTBRT are the Southern genteel men and we have relatives living there.
I am personal friends with the esteemed HMFIC (leaders) of all three 
organizations and one has visited this domicile
and supped at my table.
My dilemma is this, which one should I join?
Since the decision could have personal ramifications (damn! I like that 
word!) I have decided to let
them "make the call" in the form of a petition from each organization, 
stating all the reasons and advantages
as to why I should join them.
Vitriolic diatribes, personal attacks, character assassinations and general 
mud slinging aimed at the competing bodies are encouraged! Let the war of 
words begin.

Rick Norris
HMFIC Corvair Alley




> Well Well .............apparently the GNRT HeadNut didn't have the proper 
> "Balls for Racing"
> as his Team slogan claims !!! <GGG> Maybe he used BBRT Balls instead of 
> quality ULTRA
> BALLS from DeckRug Enterprises Inc. DREI is a major sponsor of WTBRT and 
> we have never
> lost our lower balls or nuts from parking in a flat driveway in Kansas !!! 
> Maybe the CIC of BBRT
> can advise you. REMEMBER you turned down the Lucrative business chance to 
> become the
> MidWest Rep of ULTRA parts from DeckRug Enterprises Inc. Ltd. Esq.  and of 
> course in the process
> missed the chance to join  WTBRT as well !!!
>
> FrontMan
> WTBRT PR