<VV> VV Ouch! Do we really sound like this?
Norman C. Witte
ncwitte at wittelaw.com
Mon Jun 5 16:12:05 EDT 2006
Still going through old email so the topic has probably moved on by now, but
I thought this was hilarious!
Norm
> -----Original Message-----
> From: corvairs [mailto:lonwall at corvairunderground.com]
> Sent: Saturday, June 03, 2006 4:53 PM
> To: john
> Cc: virtualvairs at corvair.org
> Subject: Re: <VV> VV Ouch! Do we really sound like this?
>
> WOWSERS!
>
> john wrote:
>
> >I found this under a blog about the F Nader plate....from
> > The David Lawrence Show
> http://thedavidlawrenceshow.com/ralph_nader_001763.html
> >Back when I had a job taking photos at car shows, I was forced to
> interact with hundreds of scary-geeky-obsesso single-interest car freaks-
> you know, the ones with a laser-intense focus on and no--life-whatsoever
> encylopedic knowledge of a single make/model/era vehicle. And as bad as
> the date-code-centric B-body Mopar or early-Corvette guys were (and that's
> >saying something), nobody even came close to the Corvair freaks for sheer
> terrifying fluent-in-Klingon insanity. Your face is covered with frothy
> spit after listening to 30 seconds of their tirades.
> >
> >It's the conspiracy-theory thing that gives them their extra voltage-
> they think the Corvair was the greatest car design ever, built to Swiss-
> watch-quality standards et cetera, and the meddling do-gooders and ball-
> cutting bureaucrats (insert right-wing/libertarian rant here) killed it!
> And the sheeplike population fell in line when that bastid Nader barked
> out his orders! But they won't get his Corvair until they pry the keys out
> of his cold, dead hands... which would be about 5 minutes after one of the
> rear wheels tucks under on a gentle 25MPH turn, the car flips, and the
> steering column spears his heart like a toothpick through an olive.
> >
> >by MurileeMartin on 06/02/06 01:54 PM
> >
> >
> >
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