<VV> VV Ouch! Do we really sound like this?

[john]

I found this under a blog about the F Nader plate....from 
 The David Lawrence Show  http://thedavidlawrenceshow.com/ralph_nader_001763.html
Back when I had a job taking photos at car shows, I was forced to interact with hundreds of scary-geeky-obsesso single-interest car freaks- you know, the ones with a laser-intense focus on and no-fucking-life-whatsoever encylopedic knowledge of a single make/model/era vehicle. And as bad as the date-code-centric B-body Mopar or early-Corvette guys were (and that's 
saying something), nobody even came close to the Corvair freaks for sheer terrifying fluent-in-Klingon insanity. Your face is covered with frothy spit after listening to 30 seconds of their tirades.

It's the conspiracy-theory thing that gives them their extra voltage- they think the Corvair was the greatest car design ever, built to Swiss-watch-quality standards et fuckin' cetera, and the meddling do-gooders and ball-cutting bureaucrats (insert right-wing/libertarian rant here) killed it! And the sheeplike population fell in line when that bastid Nader barked out his orders! But they won't get his Corvair until they pry the keys out of his cold, dead hands... which would be about 5 minutes after one of the rear wheels tucks under on a gentle 25MPH turn, the car flips, and the steering column spears his heart like a toothpick through an olive.

by MurileeMartin on 06/02/06 01:54 PM