<VV> NEW PRODUCTS AT CORVAIR UNDERGROUND

[corvairs]

      I wish to draw your attentiion to several new products here at the 
Underground.

Cow valves. The same kind used on fearless leader Lon wall. Very useful 
in valve jobs although we advise the three angle grind on the cow prior 
to remooval.
Dacron aortic tubes. Great for replacing radiator hoses although tem 
rating is somewhat low.
Oxycodone, Percoset and a number of other fun drugs. When mixed together 
and taken for several weeks renders the user almost incomprehensible. 
Most valuable when used on Virtual Vair membsr who post too much - (It's 
really flipping difficuult to communicate via typing!)

Yes I've been back to work for about 3 hours this afternoon and I'm damn 
tired and going home

Lon Wall
Who thought typing and reading on OK-T3 was difficult after a transplanty!

Oh yeah - thanks to all my friends out there! Keep those orders coming!