<VV> Why nag ?!

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  guys...guys...guys (and the two gals):


  The rules of becoming a VV expert has always been posted - why so much nagging?! :)

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  1) Respond to rookies with a single line [telegraphic method] ...like it's a waste of your precious time. 

  2) Find an old timer here and post some nonsense insider joke to him...use lots of <GGGGG> ! 

  3) Never address anyone with their first name --  Yo! , hey, listen...will make you look like the "vv elite". 

  4) Never eva use the same subject line, always modify it or add to it...

  5) Occasionally post " let's take this thread to vv talk " - this makes you look authoritative & ultra koool ! 

  6) If you see a "fuel cell" on a Yenko, go "ooohhhhh - ahhhhh - marvelous" ! otherwise it's a deadly rookie act !

  7) Never admit you gave poor or petty advice. When you post a question yourself, use "highly technical" in the subject line!

  8) Try to belittle the newcomers by using terms like "that's stupid...", "only an idiot..." - "this is so silly..." - "what the F%$#?" 

  9) Never thank anyone - that's a dead give away for a polite rookie !

  10) Write with authority ! don't use MAYBE" or "PERHAPS" -- use the shop manual tone as if your daddy authored it :))

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  Let's keep the numbers here steady - 5000 members is way too many ! ;-)


  Regards,

   

  Tony M. Irani