<VV> Flatulent Flyer miles (no corvair) !

[Secular]

    They'll give out anything but their VIN # !

    Although, ummmm....in this case, I definitely 
    do NOT want her VIN #

    whewwwww ! 

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  December 6, 2006

  NASHVILLE, Tennessee (AP) -- It is considered polite to light a
   match after passing gas. Not while on a plane.

  An American Airlines flight was forced to make an emergency landing 
  Monday morning after a passenger lit a match to disguise the 
  scent of flatulence, authorities said.

  The Dallas-bound flight was diverted to Nashville after several 
  passengers reported smelling burning sulfur from the matches, 
  said Lynne Lowrance, spokeswoman for the Nashville International 
  Airport Authority. All 99 passengers and five crew members were 
  taken off and screened while the plane was searched and 
  luggage was screened.

  The FBI questioned a passenger who admitted she struck the matches 
  in an attempt to conceal a "body odor," Lowrance said. She had an 
  unspecified medical condition, authorities said.

  "It's humorous in a way but you feel sorry for the individual, as well," 
  she said. "It's unusual that someone would go to those measures 
  to cover it up."

  The flight took off again, but the woman was not allowed back on the 
  plane. The woman, who was not identified, was not charged 
  in the incident.

  Source:

  http://tinyurl.com/y3xyul 

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  Tony