<VV> Will Rogers on VV list etiquette (humor?)

[Louis C. Armer,Jr.]

Hey all , What a guy..........too bad he died before Nader got 
involved with our Corvairs.........
I know he would have loved Corvairs and Corvair owners.

da Chuckster

>  Will Rogers, who died in a plane crash with Wylie Post in 1935, 
> was probably the greatest political sage this country has ever 
> known.  Enjoy the following:
>1.  Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.
>2.  Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
>3.  There are 2 theories to arguing with a woman...neither works.
>4.  Never miss a good chance to shut up.
>5.  Always drink upstream from the herd.
>6.  If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.
>7.  The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it 
>back in your pocket.
>8.  There are three kinds of men: The ones that learn by 
>reading.  The few who learn by observation.  The rest of them have 
>to pee on the electric fence and find out for themselves.
>9.  Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes 
>from bad judgment.
>10.  If you're riding' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now 
>and then to make sure it's still there.
>11.  Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back.
>12.  After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he 
>started roaring.  He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot 
>him.  The moral:
>When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
>
>ABOUT GROWING OLDER...
>First ~ Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about 
>your age and start bragging about it.
>Second ~ The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
>Third ~ Some people try to turn back their odometers.  Not me, I 
>want people to know "why" I look this way.  I've traveled a long way 
>and some of the roads weren't paved.
>Fourth ~ When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to 
>youth, think of Algebra.
>Fifth ~ You know you are getting old when everything either dries up 
>or leaks.
>Sixth ~ I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.
>Seventh ~ One of the many things no one tells you about aging is 
>that it is such a nice change from being young.
>Eighth ~ One must wait until evening to see how splendid the day has been.
>Ninth ~ Being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.
>Tenth ~ Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it 
>was called witchcraft.  Today it's called golf
>And finally ~ If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have 
>anything to laugh at when you are old.

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