<VV> good lawyer jokes ("virtually" no Corvair)

[Bill Hubbell]

Here are three "good lawyer" jokes:

Q: What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?
A: A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.

Q: Where can you find a good lawyer?
A: In the cemetery

A mother and son were walking through a cemetery, and passed by a headstone inscribed "Here lies a good lawyer and an honest man." The little boy read the headstone, looked up at his mother, and asked "Mommy, why did they bury two men there?"


----- Original Message ----- 
From: <Wrsssatty at aol.com>
> 
> No need to apologize (or "apolgize", for that matter).  You see, there's no 
> such thing as a good lawyer joke because no one makes jokes about us good 
> lawyers.  They only make jokes about the bad ones!  ;-)