<VV> Reality NO CORVAIR/ au contraire mon ami / (humor?)

[Louis C. Armer, Jr.]

Probably a case of subliminal "Corvair Envy" manifested by his
overt efforts to have his Caddy "borrowed" by a stranger and hence
enabling him to start a midlife affair with Corvairs. This mid-life crisis
has been described as "Corvairitis" and some placebo treatments are
available ie. "Corvacillin", "da Brier", and a patented treatment known
as "Darth Vair" !!! <GGG>

da Chuckster
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At 09:43 AM 5/18/05 -0400, you wrote:
>I appreciate all the innovative ideas as to how to disable a Corvair (well,
>not the ones that might actually injure someone) but my theft protection
>strategy is to buy INSURANCE for my car.
>
>Oh, and not to live in a place where car theft is a problem.  Last week a
>friend of mine who is having some medical problems (and IMHO should not have
>been driving) stopped by the office.  Before walking to my office, he had
>stopped down the block to get a haircut.  We shot the breeze for about
>fifteen minutes, and then he got up to leave.  He searched his pockets and
>couldn't find his car keys. I walked with him back to the barber shop and
>while he went in to check for his keys, I walked down the block to his
>Cadillac, which was parked in front of the library.  I looked inside and
>there were his keys in the door.  I tried the door and it was not locked.
>Then I noticed that the car was still running....
>
>Norm Witte
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Corvair Atlanta, BOD
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