<VV> Re:Yuma to Victoria this weekend [humor]

[PatioMatt at aol.com]

In a message dated 5/5/2005 9:44:07 AM Pacific Daylight Time, 
westerncanadacorsa at shaw.ca writes:

> We are undertaking the rather daunting task of driving a 1961 Rampside with 
> a camper from Yuma AZ to Victoria this weekend.  We really haven't set any 
> of our plans in stone, other than the arrival time in Yuma and our (crossed 
> fingers) planned crossing time at the border.   If everything goes as hoped 
> we'll have a nice leisurely drive up I-5 over 3 or 4 days.  
> 
> Why, the longer I'm into Corvairs, do the situations I find myself in become 
> crazier and crazier?
> 

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Because you long for Adventure!  Love taking risks!  And KNOW  that, by the 
time you arrive home..you'll have the utmost confidence in your new purchase!

On the other hand......

Why you would drive across the southern Desert [hottest]  and over the 
Montezuma Grade on "I-8" [ ever hear of Monti's Revenge??  ggg] , then plan to stop 
at the Source....where  customers have Dissapeared!........gggg

Proceeding up I-5  where you're likely to get shot!  2 or 3 times!!  gggg  
Then up the "loneliest road in America" [when no one will stop to help you]  
over the Grapevine into the "Valley of the Shadows of Death" [ giant Semi's going 
90 miles an hour]  where you will be bored to death.....ggg.....

Then thru Sacramento where it's "Asta la Vista Baby"  at rush hour [ 12:01am 
-11:59 pm] and then up the "Hellhole of the Universe" [ on a hot day] and 
finally make it to Cool Shasta Dam......where you now concern yourself with 
Mountains / Grades.....one after another. for a 1000 miles.....LOL!!

Then there's Portland  / Seattle......GAG!       LOL!

Have fun!

WCUH