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[Alan and Clare Wesson]

> Next time tell them to attempt an aerial intercourse vectoring on a 
> motivated piece of perforated pastry.

Wouldn't the word 'intercourse' give them a clue? I have always had a 
partiality to the expression 'self-pollution', which is how my dictionary 
defined 'masturbation' when I was a kid (yes, I did look it up - but I 
didn't get any clue from that as to what it meant).

Be that as it may, replace 'intercourse' with 'self-pollution' (or even just 
'pollution') and the meaning becomes satisfactorily more obscure...

Cheers

Alan