<VV> Stupid human tricks

[Alan and Clare Wesson]

JR wrote:

> Around here, we just use a potato.

Trouble with taters is that they are a bit terminal (car won't run at all).

The genius of the optic cork was that a) the car was sh*t to drive; and b) 
the guy couldn't for the life of him work out what was wrong with it (he 
didn't know too much about engines, and he just assumed he had a big, juicy, 
expensive problem and he put up with it for ages, thinking he couldn't 
afford to get it fixed!).

It was delicious, because he was such an *sshole...

Cheers

Alan