<VV> ULTRA SAFETY (humor?)

[Louis C. Armer, Jr.]

FRIENDS, We at DeckRug Enterprises are proud to announce another
fine DeckRug Product !!! Yes FRIENDS, we are the EXCLUSIVE providers
of "SAFETY SAND" , YES "SAFETY SAND" to help with ALL your SAFETY
needs in your Corvair !!!  FRIENDS, Don't let your prize ULTRA Corvair turn
into a melted heap before your eyes !!! "SAFETY SAND" can be spread over
any fire in your Corvair and PRESTO your "SAFETY SAND" makes short work
of the blazing inferno. This SPECIAL composition sand mined at our secret
DeckRug Enterprises mine situated in an exclusive picturesque Western site
(Tours Available starting at $19.95, Wednesday nites only ) can be YOURS !!!
FRIENDS, Be the first on your block to own a Beautiful RED PLASTIC ULTRA
BAG of "SAFETY SAND" !!! We are offering two sizes and DISCOUNTS for
you EXTRA ULTRA SAFETY MINDED owners. 2# bags are only $17.34 each or
five for ONLY $92.00 (US). The "DON"T LEAVE HOME" 5# bags sell for $44.00
YES FRIENDS only $44.00 (US) or five for ONLY $225.00 !!! <GGG> Mr. DeckRug
will personally autograph your "SAFETY SAND" RED PLASTIC BAG if you are among
the FIRST 100 customers. FRIENDS, We at DeckRug Enterprises are always eager
to give you helpful hints and "SAFETY SAND" is no exception !!! You can use 
it for
an emergency for your PET CATS or create an authentic looking illusion that 
your Corvair
has been out WEST by pouring small amounts on your Corvair's carpet or 
scatter a
small amount in the ENGINE compartment and tell your FRIENDS that you visited
Mr. DeckRug or that YOU DROVE YOUR CORVAIR OUT WEST ALL THE WAY TO
PORTLAND !!! <GGG>  In addition to being prepared for any EMERGENCY, FRIENDS,
"SAFETY SAND" adds weight to your Corvair for a smooth ride, Can be used 
for traction
on those ICEY Winter nights in Tobboggan Wisconsin, or the 2# size can be 
hurled at
DANGEROUS DEER OR MOOSE !!! FRIENDS Don't let this DeckRug special get by you
or "THE SANDS OF TIME WILL PASS YOU BY !!! <GGG>

FrontMan
DeckRug Enterprises Inc., LTD., ESQ.
Eastern Rep
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