<VV> Nauga slight corvair content
Tony Underwood
tonyu at roava.net
Mon Aug 15 13:39:34 EDT 2005
At 03:40 hours 08/14/2005, Kirby Smith wrote:
>Of course the story was fake, or rather a parody. And in the story
>the cartridge was used in a custom rifle requiring three porters.
Great groundhog plinker, as well as a good beer can klinker. It
unfortunately tends to make most groundhogs explode in a cloud of
rodent vapor.
>Is there anyone who didn't know Naugahide was vinyl when it came out?
Originally it was obtained from the vinylositer, a portly shiny
hairless animal usually frequenting various areas in
junkyards. Elusive and stealthy, it creeps around in the shadows,
in hopes of not being spotted by any porters who might desire its
hide which was in high demand before hunters began to pass over the
Nauga which was easier to track and find. Later on, both the Nauga
and the Vinylositer were oft times passed over in favor for the
Velourebeast which had a much more useful pelt and was considerably
easier to subdue.
They were so tame a porter could sneak up behind one and knock it
silly with a sharp sock to the head with the butt of the .17 wildcat
caliber boomstick.
What's more, the velourebeast could be skinned and turned loose,
whereupon it would grow another hide and thus be harvested
again. Even the Japanese have begun to harvest the velourebeast for
its fuzzy hide so as to use it on Subaru seats and as aftermarket
seatcovers for Nantucket Blue 1967 Corvair 500 coupes, where such is
greatly appreciated when the Vair sits in the August sun for very long.
>Sorry for the confusion
Glad I could clear all that up for ya!
tony..
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