<VV> Re: Illegal Time / (humor?)

[Louis C. Armer, Jr.]

We the omnipotent gaming commission commissioners of  Kaintuck regret
to inform you that you and your organization , CORSA ,will have to 
reimburse the tax
commission of Kaintuck for misapproiated free labor given in the restoration
of one 1966 Corvair convertible. It is in direct violation of gambling laws 
to donate
free time and parts in order to gain profit from a lottery drawing in 
Kaintuck.
However if you want to gamble all your life savings, lose your house and 
spend all
your kid's inheritance in wagering on horse races....................we 
encourage you to
do this with zeal and confidence knowing that their are no tax consequences to
you if you lose!!!<GGG>

W. C. Feelds
Field Representative
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At 07:35 PM 3/22/04 -0500, you wrote:

    big snippero

>Yes, I have your check! Thanks! And yes, I hope someone I know DOES win 
>the car,
>and someone who is a corvair nut, like yourself.... but we need to sell as 
>many
>tickets as possible, as we have over $9000 tied up in this car, not including
>donated time and parts!
>So, buy as many tickets as you want....
>Take care,
>Lon
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Corvair Atlanta, BOD
CORSA MEMBER
CORSA Tri-Membership Chairman
http://carmerjr.home.mindspring.com/