<VV> Re: ULTRA SPARKLERS (humor?)

[Louis C. Armer, Jr.]

FRIENDS, We at ULTRA Depot never worry about which
SPARKLERS to use in a Corvair Engine............They ALL
work if you select Quality Pre-Ignited Sparkies from DeckRug
Enterprises !!! We casually inspect each ULTRA SPARKLER
to make sure the glass isn't cracked, that BOTH the side and
center electrodes are present and THEN,da boss, Mr. DeckRug
personally does an individual visual inspecton to make SURE
that the correct gap is present in each ULTRA SPARKLER !!!!
FRIENDS, WE NEVER send you a ULTRA SPARKLER without
at least a 40 thousandths electrode gap. BE the FIRST in your
town to try Deck's DIRTY DOZEN selection of Pre-sparked ULTRA
SPARKLERS for only $49.93 (US).....................These are the
finest mismatched sets we have available (subject to change without
notice) and are available for worldwide distribution except Iraq, Upper
Mongolia, Virginia US and Washington DC.................. FRIENDS
these are INTERNATIONALLY famous brands and we pre MIX them
so you can test which cylinder is firing best !!! JUST imagine your
local buddies JAWS dropping when you pop that engine lid and
tell them that you have Deck's Dirty Dozen  ULTRA SPARKLERS
powering that Corvair boxer engine. AC, Champion, Bosch, NAPA
silver, Western Auto, Craftsmans, Lucas, Nippon and the name
dropping just goes on and on................... We also offer free
Decals (Shipping costs extra) so you can duct tape an official
"Powered by DDD" decal to you fender, hood, engine lid or
bumper. Don't WAIT , the supply may be limited, ORDER NOW !!!

Performance Unlimited dba ULTRA Depot c/o
DeckRug Enterprises Inc. Ltd. Esq. Sr.
3857 AngelDog Drive
GooseBay Nevada

FrontMan
Eastern Rep.
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At 06:27 PM 3/15/04 -0500, you wrote:
>In a message dated 3/15/2004 11:56:02 AM Pacific Standard Time,
>carmerjr@mindspring.com writes:
>W8ac is the plug for the 110. These are buyable at AutoZone and are
>the copper tips. I usally do not find them stocked at Advance auto
>
>Chuck Armer
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>And the NEW BOX number is 7502   or close to that! ggg
>
>da boss
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