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[Russ Rinta]

russrinta@hotmail.com   Green Acres Farm  Fayetteville  Tn. >From:
<cjkennels@rdee.net> >To: <Undisclosed-Recipient:;> >Subject: Fw: (no
subject) >Date: Sat, 21 Aug 2004 21:51:03 -0400 > > >   Carol and Jerry
Bowers >   C J Kennels >   352-621-3110 >   www.imageevent.com/cjkennels
>   > >This is good: >   > > >   > > > > A powerful senator dies after a
prolonged illness. His soul >arrives in >   > >   > heaven and is met by
St. Peter at the entrance. >   > >   > > >   > >   > > >   > >   > >
"Welcome to Heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it >seems >  
> >   > there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these
>parts, >   > >you >   > >   > see, so we're not sure what to do with
you." >   > >   > > >   > >   > > No problem, just let me in," says the
guy. >   > >   > > >   > >   > > "Well, I'd like to but I have orders
from higher up. What we'll >do >   > >is >   > >   > have you spend one
day in Hell and one in Heaven. Then you can >choose >   > >where >   >
>   > to spend eternity." >   > >   > > >   > >   > > "Really, I've made
up my mind. I want to be in Heaven," says the >   > >senator. >   > >   >
> >   > >   > > I'm sorry but we have our rules." >   > >   > > >   > >  
> > And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes >  
> >down, >   > >   > down, down to Hell. The doors open and he finds
himself in the >middle >   > >of >   > >a >   > >   > green golf course.
In the distance is a club and standing in front >of >   > >it >   > >   >
are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him, >   >
>everyone >   > >   > is very happy and in evening attire. They run to
greet him, hug >him, >   > >and >   > >   > reminisce about the good
times they had while getting rich at the >   > >expense >   > >   > of
the people. They play a friendly game of golf and then dine on >   >
>lobster >   > >   > and caviar. Also present is the Devil, who really is
a very >friendly >   > >guy >   > >   > who has a good time dancing and
telling jokes. They are having >such a >   > >good >   > >   > time that,
before he realizes it, it is time to go. Everyone gives >him >   > >a >  
> >   > big hug and waves while the elevator rises. >   > >   > > >   >
>   > > >   > >   > > The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens
on Heaven >where >   > >St. >   > >   > Peter is waiting for him. >   >
>   > > >   > >   > > >   > >   > > "Now it's time to visit Heaven." >  
> >   > > >   > >   > > >   > >   > > So 24 hours pass with the head of
state joining a group of >contented >   > >   > souls moving from cloud
to cloud, playing the harp and singing. >They >   > >have a >   > >   >
good time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by >and >  
> >St. >   > >   > Peter returns. >   > >   > > >   > >   > > "Well then,
you've spent a day in Hell and another in Heaven. >Now >   > >choose >  
> >   > your eternity." >   > >   > > >   > >   > > He reflects for a
minute, then the senator answers, "Well, I >would >   > >never >   > >  
> have said it, I mean Heaven has been delightful, but I think I >would
>   > >be >   > >   > better off in Hell." >   > >   > > >   > >   > >
>   > >   > > So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down,
down, >   > >down >   > >to >   > >   > Hell. Now the doors of the
elevator open and he is in the middle >of a >   > >   > barren land
covered with waste and garbage. He sees all his >friends, >   > >   >
dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black >bags. >  
> >The >   > >   > Devil comes over to him and lays his arm on his neck.
>   > >   > > >   > >   > > >   > >   > > "I don't understand," stammers
the senator. "Yesterday I was >here >   > >and >   > >   > there was a
golf course and club and we ate lobster and caviar and >   > >danced >  
> >   > and had a great time. Now all there is, is a wasteland full of
>garbage >   > >and >   > >   > my friends look miserable. >   > >   > >
>   > >   > > >   > >   > > The Devil looks at him, smiles and says, >  
> >   > > >   > >   > > "Yesterday we were campaigning...Today you voted
for us!" >   > >   > > >   > >   > > VOTE WISELY THIS COMING ELECTION!!
>   > >   >
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