<VV> Re: oil filters - VAIRLY LITTLE VAIR

[Marc Sheridan]

Priceless!!

From: "corvairs" <lonwall@corvairunderground.com>
> Well Hankles, I had different experiences - After my usual 50,000 mile 
> oil change I cut into my AC filter and it was almost a solid block of 
> anthracite - in fact it even sheared the teeth off the saw blade. 
> Failing in this, I got out the cutting torch and proceded to attempt to 
> torch it in half. Problem is, such compacted anthracite gets chemically 
> altered  to a low grade (mind you) form of uranium. Hitting uranium with 
> a cutting torch left me with a glowing mass of Dilithium. One phonecall 
> to the Federation and I was in like Flint. But after leaving that 
> Michigan town (Thanks Ken!) I transferred all my assets to a Ugandan 
> former Prime Minister (Edi Amin Dadadadada) so he could unfreeze his 
> family's assets in the United States. I'm now sitting here waiting for 
> the check and my next escapade in 50,000 miles when I do another oil 
> change!      I'm Unca Lonald and I approved this message