<VV> Re: oil filters - VAIRLY LITTLE VAIR

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In a message dated 4/9/04 4:19:59 PM Pacific Daylight Time, 
lonwall@corvairunderground.com writes:
Well Hankles, I had different experiences - After my usual 50,000 mile 
oil change I cut into my AC filter and it was almost a solid block of 
anthracite - in fact it even sheared the teeth off the saw blade. 
Failing in this, I got out the cutting torch and proceded to attempt to 
torch it in half. Problem is, such compacted anthracite gets chemically 
altered  to a low grade (mind you) form of uranium. Hitting uranium with 
a cutting torch left me with a glowing mass of Dilithium. One phonecall 
to the Federation and I was in like Flint. But after leaving that 
Michigan town (Thanks Ken!) I transferred all my assets to a Ugandan 
former Prime Minister (Edi Amin Dadadadada) so he could unfreeze his 
family's assets in the United States. I'm now sitting here waiting for 
the check and my next escapade in 50,000 miles when I do another oil 
change!      I'm Unca Lonald and I approved this message


Lon,

Have you been standing to close to the speakers again?

The magnetic field can alter your psyche.

Don't ask me how I know.

Tim Abney

 
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