BSCC- Fw: Non-partisan

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----- Original Message ----- 
From: Bill Butterfield 
To: Wes Jewett 
Sent: Saturday, November 04, 2006 2:46 PM
Subject: Fw: Non-partisan


Hey - try this.  Home at 2:30  Thanks.  Bill
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Sent: Friday, November 03, 2006 9:59 AM
Subject: Fw: Non-partisan



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Subject: Fw: Non-partisan



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Sent: Thursday, November 02, 2006 6:28 PM
Subject: Non-partisan


>THIS IS A NONPARTISAN  JOKE THAT CAN BE ENJOYED BY BOTH PARTIES! NOT ONLY
>THAT IT IS POLITICALLY  CORRECT!!
> >
> >While walking down the street one day a US senator is  tragically hit 
> >by a truck and dies.
> >His soul arrives in heaven and is met by  St. Peter at the entrance.
> >"Welcome
> >to heaven," says St Peter. "Before you  settle in, it seems there is a 
>
> >problem. We seldom see a high official around  these parts, you see, so
>
> >we're not sure what to do with you."
> >
> >"No  problem, just let me in," says the man. 
> >
> >"Well, I'd like to, but I have  orders from higher up. What we'll do is
>
> >have you spend one day in hell and one  in heaven. Then you can choose
> >where to spend eternity." 
> >
> >"Really, I've  made up my mind. I want to be in heaven," says the
>senator.
> >
> >"I'm sorry,  but we have our rules."  And with that, St. Peter escorts 
> >him to the  elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell. The doors
> >open and he finds  himself in the middle of a green golf course. In the
>
> >distance is a clubhouse  and standing in front of it are all his 
> >friends and other politicians who had  worked with him.
> >
> >Everyone is very happy and in evening dress. They run to  greet him,
> >shake his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while 
> >getting rich at the expense of the people.
> >They play a friendly game of golf  and then dine on lobster, caviar and
>
> >champagne.
> >
> >Also present is the  devil, who really is a very friend ly guy who has 
> >a good time dancing and  telling jokes. They are having such a good
> >time that before he realizes it, it  is time to go.
> >
> >Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the  elevator 
>rises...
> >The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens on  heaven where St.
> >Peter is
> >waiting for him.
> >
> >"Now it's time to visit  heaven."
> >
> >So, 24 hours pass with the senator joining a group of contented  souls
> >moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a
> >good  time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and 
> >St. Peter returns.
> >
> >"Well, then, you've spent a day in hell and another in heaven.  Now
> >choose your eternity."
> >
> >The senator reflects for a minute, then he  answers: "Well, I would 
> >never have said it before, I mean heaven has been  delightful, but I
> >think I would be better off in hell."
> >
> >So St. Peter  escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down 
> >to hell.
> >
> >Now the  doors of the elevator open and he's in the middle of a barren
> >land covered with  waste and garbage. He sees all his friends, dressed
> >in rags, picking up the  trash and putting it in black bags as more 
> >trash falls from above.
> >
> >The  devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulder.
> >
> >"I don't understand," stammers the senator. "Yesterday I was here and 
> >there was a golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar,
> >drank  champagne, and danced and had a great time. Now there's just a
> >wasteland full  of garbage and my friends look miserable. What 
> >happened?"
> >
> >The devil looks  at him, smiles and says, "Yesterday we were
> >campaigning......Today you  voted."


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